Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
