She's JV to your varsity
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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