trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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