Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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