after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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