ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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