bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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