Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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