i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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