He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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