these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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