White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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