Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He better not be in your backpack
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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