that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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