Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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