We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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