i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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