So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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