my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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