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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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