dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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