Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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