They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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