I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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