physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I smell like Dick and happiness
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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