Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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