had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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