If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
