we're chasing vodka with high fives
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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