is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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