She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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