i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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