is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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