She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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