I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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