Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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