I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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