Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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