So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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