no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
