nut hugger
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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