just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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