It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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