Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
