I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
How's work?
Spinning.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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