i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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