so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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