Pappa wants mamma naked
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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