i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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