He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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