I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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