Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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