doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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