Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I would ride that face into the sunset
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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