STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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