I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
